shensation:

xosailormars:

serenity-moon:

Tuxedo Mask’s Speech Failures

this is the best gifset i have ever seen

I can’t believe i had such a huge crush on this dorkl

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

I wanted to be a political science professor and go to school in Boston. I never wanted to be a big, famous movie star and TV star. It kind of found me. 

thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group

There’s a saying about love. Love is not about staring at each other, but staring off in the same direction.

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image

Director Rob Reiner often left the set during Billy Crystal’s scenes because he would laugh so hard that he would feel nauseated, and Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya) claims that the only injury he sustained during filming The Princess Bride was a bruised rib due to stifling his laughter in his scenes with Billy Crystal - who ad-libbed many of his lines including ‘MLT: mutton, lettuce, tomato’ and ‘why don’t you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice on it’.